THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
Magneto: So there’s this robot guys..
Magneto: He got my kids.
Magneto: He’s made of metal.
Magneto: Trying to extinct all organic humans.
Magneto: Captain America will be there, I’m still a fan of his from the war.
Magneto: So Can I-
Fox Executive: No.
Maxi dresses.
OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES
*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves
that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf
In the kids’ section, where else?
I need feminism because-
A man in a room full of women is ecstatic.
A woman in a room full of men is terrified.
this blew my mind
Putting down confident girls is not feminism
shaming sex workers is not feminism
“I’m not like other girls” is not feminism
slut shaming is not feminism
shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism
misandry is not feminism
ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism
damn-funny